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Author's Note: I do not own the rights to these characters or the show. Fort News-Part 3 Dave: -part Indian? Jimmy: Shhh! Dave: How? Jimmy: Well my uncle's best friend maried an indian. Dave: Sir, I don't think that makes you an indain. Jimmy: So my Indian life donation? Dave: You didn't have to do that. Jimmy: And that asasination scandel? Dave: What? Jimmy: Uh nothing. Here, look, I gotta make a call. (He runs out the door.) Joe walks in. "Hey dude. Sorry about that, you know, Indian thing." Dave: No problem. I guess it could happen to uh, anyone. Joe: Well, I just want to say that I've finally found a way for everyone to make sure that the supplies in their wagons don't get stolen. Dave: What's that? Joe: I teach everyone JOEJITSU! Dave: Uh, no. Look, I don't have time for this. Just get another wagon set-up and send Matthew to the general store and tell him to pick up the normal month's worth of supplies. A few hours later... Matthew: Uh, Hi Dave. I got the stuff. Dave: Oh, good. How much was it all? I hear that the prices went up about 30 cents! Matthew: Uh...ll..f..i.. (He mumbles) Dave: Oh, no. How much? $30? 40? 50? 60? Mattthew: $815 Dave: What? That's all we have! I told you to buy a month's supply of food and some more wagon axles and you spend everything? Matthew: Well, I asked the guy if it was only $2 an axle and he told me that the $ sign meant $100. Dave: You believed him? Wait, that only ends up being $600! What about the other $215? Matthew: Well, Beth wanted some gum, and I thought the big box of gum was 15 cents, and he told me that it was 15 dollars, and then he told me that a pound of food was $5 each. Dave: You spent $5 a pound for food? |
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