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Fort News-Part 3
Dave: -part Indian?
Jimmy: Well my uncle's best friend maried an indian.
Dave: Sir, I don't think that makes you an indain.
Jimmy: So my Indian life donation?
Dave: You didn't have to do that.
Jimmy: And that asasination scandel?
Jimmy: Uh nothing. Here, look, I gotta make a call.
(He runs out the door.)
Joe walks in. "Hey dude. Sorry about that, you know, Indian thing."
Dave: No problem. I guess it could happen to uh, anyone.
Joe: Well, I just want to say that I've finally found a way for everyone to make sure that the supplies in their wagons don't get stolen.
Dave: What's that?
Joe: I teach everyone JOEJITSU!
Dave: Uh, no. Look, I don't have time for this. Just get another wagon set-up and send Matthew to the general store and tell him to pick up the normal month's worth of supplies.
A few hours later...
Matthew: Uh, Hi Dave. I got the stuff.
Dave: Oh, good. How much was it all? I hear that the prices went up about 30 cents!
Matthew: Uh...ll..f..i.. (He mumbles)
Dave: Oh, no. How much? $30? 40? 50? 60?
Dave: What? That's all we have! I told you to buy a month's supply of food and some more wagon axles and you spend everything?
Matthew: Well, I asked the guy if it was only $2 an axle and he told me that the $ sign meant $100.
Dave: You believed him? Wait, that only ends up being $600! What about the other $215?
Matthew: Well, Beth wanted some gum, and I thought the big box of gum was 15 cents, and he told me that it was 15 dollars, and then he told me that a pound of food was $5 each.
Dave: You spent $5 a pound for food?
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