"That bastard," Jimmy said. "At least that song 'School's out for Summer' isn't playing or else I would really start to wonder about this Scream thing." "How are we going to get out of here," asked Jimmy. "Maybe if we scream out the window or something, someone will come up and get us," said Joe. "Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass everytime he hopped," said Dave. "Dude, there's no need to be sarcastic," said Joe. "Well, since there's no other way to get out of here, what other movie analgies do you have for us, Joe?" asked Dave. "Cause I'm sure Scream isn't the only horror you've seen. What about that really bad moive Jennifer Love-um, oh, what was it? Jennifer Love Big T-", before Dave finished his sentence, Lisa cut him off. "I think he means Jennifer Love Hewitt. What was the plot in that one?" "Well, they threw this one dude in the water cause they thought he was dead, but then the following summer he came back and tried to kill all of her friends. But that movie was so unrealistic." Joe said. "Then there's Halloween. Man, that was a sweetmovie! Michael Myers was this super human dude who killed everybody, butI highly doubt that this is the situation. I'm still stuck to the Scream motive." "Why Scream?" asked Dave. "Well, for one thing, the killer's running around in a scream mask. That should tip you off." Joe said. "Okay, then what's the other thing?" asked Lisa. There was a long silence. "I don't know, that's really all I have right now. But there was this set of rules in the movie that we had to abide by in order to survive. Rule number 1:You can never have sex-yeah right. Okay, rule number 2:You can never drink and do drugs. I know that everyone's drank before, but has anyone ever done drugs before? Show of hands? Anyone?" Joe asked. "Now, this rule. Is it drink "and" do drugs, or drink "or" do drugs?" Lisa asked. "It's drink and do drugs. Why?" Joe asked. "I was just wondering if we had to do both those things to get on the list or something. Nevermind."Lisa said. Everyone kind of just stared at her. "Um, okay. Rule number 3:Never say I'll be right back, cause you won't beback." All of a sudden, there was a loud crash in the breakroom. "What the hell was that?" asked Jimmy. "I don't know, I'll be right back," Joe said as he ran into the breakroom. "If me and Jimmy aren't back in 5 minutes, wait longer. Come on, Mr. James." said Joe. "Okay, well, now what," asked Dave. "I don't know. Do you think it was such a good idea that Joe said 'I'll be right back?'" asked Lisa. "I don't know. I haven't really been paying attention to what Joe says.It's just that everything is a blurr now. Us breaking up, Bill dying, and then all of sudden, we have this little charade in the office, you know?" Dave said. "Yeah, it's been pretty sad lonely with me too." There was an uncomfortablesilence."Dave?" asked Lisa. "What?" "I- well- I mean that, um." Lisa kept stumbling with her words. "Lisa, it's okay." as Dave said that, he put his arms around Lisa, and hugged her. Then Lisa started crying. "We're gonna get through this, Lisa. You're a strong woman. I know for a fact that you'll get through this. After they were done hugging, they realized they had been waiting for well over 15 minutes. "I think we should go check on Joe and Mr. James," said Lisa. "Yeah, you're right. Come on. Brace yourself."said Dave.When Dave and Lisa ran into the breakroom, they were shocked to what found. To be continued... |
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